Ripped my toe nail off Sunday, January 20, 2008

Ripped my toe nail off
Current mood: amused
Category: Life
I know that's disgusting.

At any rate if anyone does not know me and my "ganky" toe. I got it smashed pretty badly with a 50lb box several months ago (9 months ago). Well it got all gross, but was only half-smashed and I've been growing it out and trimming it and stuff and trying not to vomit in my mouth as I do so. I noticed it was particularily sore today and then I saw half my toenail was ripped off. Yuck. Makes me shudder to think about it. I told Kirby if I was him I would break up with me becuse it's so gross.

Anyhoo- Gwyn stepped on it pretty wretchedly the other day which was the last string for the toe I guess. Gosh it hurts, but I expect to have lovely toes by flip flop season.

Not that anyone cares about my toes, but I thought I'd share. Since it hurts like a mother it's on my mind. I pride myself on my disgustingness.

For the anology (this is for April becaus she likes my analogies):

Life is like a ganky toe. Sometimes it gets really nasty and it's so gross you want to ignore it. If you don't take care of it the new unerneath will be tarnished by the past. So we must take the time to get through the disgusting (or hard) times to create a new beginning that will grow and flourish without restraint.

Comments:

lol, I never thought I would say this but ewwww, but it is really funny:)
Posted by Lisa on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 - 10:13 PM

OOOUUUCH!!!!!!!!! sorry!!!
Posted by Elizabeth on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 1:15 PM